About Unfortunes

Unfortunes generates AI-powered fortune cookie messages — but they're unfortunate. Not scary, not mean — just the kind of fortune that makes you laugh and then go “wait… rude?”

Pick one of four voices, each with its own personality. Classic Cookie delivers deadpan faux-wisdom. The Oracle goes grandiose and cryptic. Madame Misfortune reads your fortune with tarot-reader sass. The Humbug sees through everything and isn't impressed.

Every fortune is generated fresh — no pre-written fortunes, no database of quotes. The AI creates a new one every time you click, in the voice you chose. Like it? Download it as a shareable PNG card.

Unfortunes is built and maintained by devpromptu. It is a small, independently run site — there is a real person behind it, and the contact address on this site reaches them.

If something here is wrong, broken, or missing, saying so is welcome.